Jake-isms

I have a four year old grandson named Jacob. We usually just call him Jake, unless he is in some sort of trouble! Jake has an amazing mind and frequently comes out with some very intelligent statements. We have started calling them "Jake-isms."

Just this afternoon, my wife Nan was at Jake's house visiting. She told Jake that she was going to color his momma's hair.

So naturally, Jake said, "Can I help? I'm a good painter! I can color!"